Today's scintillating conversation at school resulted when my friend reported the indignity she suffered when a bee stung her, in her apartment, and worse, while she was still in bed. She said it appears she has two bees' nests outside her window and was wondering what to do. A brief discussion of rocket launchers and flame throwers ensued, along with an inquiry into the various tort liabilities one might incur if one pursued any of these means. We then resolved that a bebe gun would, perhaps, be an effective means of extermination. After all, it was reasoned, you would outnumber the bees, since a bebe is clearly twice as endowed than a single bee.
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Yes, but how many bebe's be enough to beat the bees, if a bebe could beat bees?
(I had a more profound and meaningful way of saying what I wanted to say, but I'll let it slide.)
Posted by Koichi | September 22, 2004 10:03 PM
Posted on September 22, 2004 22:03